Coffee And Memes

#198 - The End Times Are Upon Us

Our descent into the apocalypse must surely now be apparent to everyone. Coffee and Memes is the only reasonable distraction out there. 

#197 - Sell Your Mums Knees

Strapping your old mammy to explosives in the name of medical science? $375 for a black market knee? Hell of a time to be alive.

#196 - Live Your Truth, Unless It's Gross

We catch up with our boy that can resist a lovely horse. Boy faps on plane and the Feathery King could be called in to protect our beer gardens.

#195 - The Feathery King

My army of crows will end you and all that you hold dear. Do not fuck with the feathery king for he has completely run out of fucks!

#194 - Ya Baby Boi Is Back

Back once again with the ill behaviour, the shoe throwers and the general bloody nonsense. Tell your son to stop crying, ya baby boi is back.

#193 - Gimpy Business

Who's the real gimp here guys? What has Elon been cooking up? Should a woman marry a chandelier that potentially collaborated with the Nazis?

#192 - Flying Ants Toxic Theatre Of Sin

Flying ants need to chill out on the airborne dick slinging. Squiff is deplatformed by technology. 

#191 - The Triggening

Fire up the Ban Canons, Rankin is in town!! I hit peak triggering with some Harry Potter obsessed, female incels and what is under Donny T's wig?

 

#190 - EVERYONE Is Banned

I go on a live banning rampage in the Discord and the YouTube Chat. You're banned, you're banned, you're banned, everyone is banned. No one is safe from my authoritarian ban hammer!

#189 - Am I Being Censored?

Are the commies trying to have me shut down already? Should be go back to a feudal system? Who is first for the gallows?

 

 

 

#188 - Do You Have Your Passport?

Squiff Vs Instagram comes out with a 1 nil to Insta. Russians with ball bags for arms are running amok and R-Kelly's brazened recruitment is beyond baffling.

 

#186 - Smoking Tide Pods And Eating Ass

My concerns about Rinse FM only playing tracks about Tide Pods and eating ass are confirmed and Wesley gets and incredible new makeover!

#185 - I Have An Idea For Love Island

You'll have to bare with me on it but i think it's a really good idea. ITV, you can have it for free, put your wallets away, that one is on me!

#184 - Romantic Drum And Bass

I discuss my morning routine of thot removal and ketamine toothpaste. Drug dealers fall in tods and DNB needs more love songs.

#183 - Is It Time For DNB Porn?

Maybe what the world needs is videos of DNB producers just getting in done. Perhaps we need a campaign to get it going? Who's with me?

#182 - Gud Bluss 'Merica

It's the 4th of July and you better believe we out here singing the national anthem and showing some god damn respect for the Americans that died fighting aliens. 

#181 - Ya Boi Is Back

I'm back at the helm and more triggered than ever. Why is Dan White organised a fight with a squirrel, should you have to do the hoovering if you're on the roids?

 

Jungle Ate My Hamster (Free Taster)

This is a special episode with a teaser of the first 3 chapters of my audio book, Jungle Ate My Hamster. If you enjoy it and want to hear further chapters, you can find them at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm for just $5 a month. 

Hope you enjoy, much love, Will.

#180 - Seagulls Caused Brexit

I lift the lid on the little known real cause of Brexit, the invasive Herring Gull. Sub Seagull scum the lot of them.

 

#179 - Live, Laugh, Steal The Magna Carta

It's anarchy. The Builders are in, Cardi B is on the rampage, i have zero grasp of history, Wesley is on ketamine. 

 

#178 - Very Naughty Activations

Does anyone fancy a round of very sexy golf with nudie ladies? Don't worry, the nudie ladies are forbidden from soliciting. Phew!!!

Tracklist:

Barrington Levy - Here I Come (Nu:Tone Remix)

Rido - Point

Tyrone - Lunar City

Impak - Neuros

 

 

#177 - The Threshpocalypse

Why would you want an intergalactic sperm bank? Seriously give me one good reason! Just one will do!

 

#176 - Arrest The Promoters

Creepy Joe Biden takes a few minutes off being a handsy weirdo to try and get rave promoters arrested on trumped up charges. God bless America!

 

#175 - Attack Squirrels On Meth

Further delays to the UKs whacking ban, Fleetwood Mac are overrated, squirrels are selling meth on the dark web. Standard morning really.

Tracklist:

Culture Shock - There For You (Breakage Remix)

JayVee - Unawakened You

Phace & Noisia - Micro Organism (Buunshin Remix)

#174 - I Promise To Not Get Drunk And Steal A Tank

Catholic priests are doing gears and collecting Nazi memorabilia for no good reason. Drunk Polish man steals a tank and one of the biggest drug busts ever takes place in Philly.

Tracklist:

Rockwell and Phace - Block

Audio - Dead Stock

Maztek - Won't Stop

JayVee - Lost In Unknown Spaces 

#173 - Press N For Naughty

Si Twiddy calls in to give the inside scoop on a further Wilson development. 

Tracklist:

Zero T - Can't Hide

Teddy Kilers - Push The Dubs

Culture Shock - Neighbourhood

 

#172 - Friday Floof

How much of tax payers money should go towards Friday Floof? Are the Chinese leading the way in getting things stuck inside themselves?

Tracklist:

Robbyt - Oedipus

Phace - Hot Rocks (Culprate Remix)

Fracture - Give Me Love

#171 - High Rankin VS The Drill

I take on one of the worlds greatest foes, a tradesman with a drill. Only Current Value can save me at this point!

Tracklist:

Benny L - Vanta Black

JTR - High Point

Echo B - Leviathan 

#170 - Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldiers

Is there anything more annoying than Vampire Witch Reptilian Super Soldiers? I doubt it. We find a man who's life have been irreparably damaged by Jump Up.

Tracklist:

Fracture - Give Me Love

FD - Foundations

Sound In Noise - Cowards

Phace - Hot Rock (Culprate Remix)

#169 - The Wesley's New Clothes

Wesley is back and has a to-die-for new outfit that is bold, brave and beautiful! Lil Wayne regrets tattooing his balls and a new runner for the Tory leadership is announced.

Tracklist:

Fracture - Give Me Love

Audio - Deadstock

Document One - Shutdown

Cyantific - Welcome To The Future VIP

#168 - What's My Show Called?

Should you attempt to do a radio show on drugs? What happens if you get caught? Find out today!!!

Tracklist:

Signal - Artworld

Rockwell - Level

Camo & Krooked - Loa

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#167 - This Is NOT A Prerecord

Not getting laid is now a disability and we can't stop here as it's whitebait country!

#166 - To Dump Or Not To Dump

#165 - British Boner Association

Very important info about drugs, boners and dogs with their heads stuck in cat flaps.

Tracklist:

Maztek - R4v3r5

Des McMahon - The Blood

Junkmail - Lock Stock

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#164 - DoubleDickDude

I make an almost live changing discovery, a goodtimes girl is looking to raise funds for a third tit, tide podders are inspiring high fashion.

Tracklist:

Des McMahon - Manic

Phase - Urban Angel 

Flowidus & Mc Dread - Gaspan 

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#163 - Good Curry Bad Burry

Jonny Rotten is fed up with young punks, coffee and memes good times girl starts a fund raiser and pissing into cereals is not ok.

Tracklist:

Neonlight - Uhrwerk

Bladerunner - Energy Weapon

Insideinfo - Airwaves

Magnetude - Friday

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#162 - Return Of The Squiff

Squiff's back to cast a judgemental eye over proceedings. Morbidly obese drug dealers, tide podders and radical young conservatives dating manuals!

Tracklist:

Tantrum Desire - Airhead (DC Breaks remix)

Gridlok - Opera

Prolix - Savages

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#161 - Vaping Leads To Crimes And Stuff

Is vaping the reefer madness of 2019? A few rowdy animals get a look in on listener mail and Easy-E is finally commemorated in Newhaven.

Tracklist:

State Of Mind - Giant VIP

Prolix - Unexplainable 

Posij - Double Mirror

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#160 - $3 Million Sex Drive

You can basically sue anyone for anything now. Ford robots lead the charge into civil war and American woman offers unsolicited advice.

Tracklist:

Friction - Music House

Gridlok - Opera

Optiv - Gemini

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#159 - I Am Still Hungover

Tales of Saturdays madness and many sore heads. Sad news about our gal who married a 300 year old ghost of a pirate. More triggering from adults into Harry Potter.

Tracklist:

Insideinfo - Airwaves

Prolix - Savages

Mean Teeth - Badman Sound

Tantrum Desire - Airhead (DC Breaks Remix)

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#158 - A Wild Chode Appears

Chode Ryder drops in with a Scottish care package and a truly harrowing scene unfolds to an excitable 16 year old boy.

 

 

#157 - Gary The Nudist's Weird Junk

Are nudists the latest oppressed class or are they just beardy weirdies? 

Tracklist:

Counterstrike - Apocalypse 

Deadline - Through Your Eyes (Cruk Remix)

Posij - Chasing

Breakage - Yeah

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#156 - Wesley's Coming Up

Wesley is a nightmare and shouldn't be allowed to attend dinner parties. A classic episode The Archers is aired and a hot clip of 'Jungle Ate My Hamster' gets dropped.

Tracklist:

Bad Company - Bullet Time (Spor Remix)

Turno - Lunar

Redpill - Last One Standing

The Clamps & Opsen - Lumberjack

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#155 - Whip It In, Whip It Out, Wipe It

80s Irish granny drops some serious sex education knowledge. Men fight over a duck and The Metro truly is terrible.

Tracklist:

Dexta - Popcorn Riddim

Posij - Chasing

AMC - Courier 

Breakage - Wicked

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#154 - Press W For Warhammer

Naked basketball, sleep shopping and all the info you need on why you shouldn't try and surgically enlarge your unit.

Tracklist:

Sunchase - Remember Me

Posij - Hella Sideways

Kasra - Focus On Love

Breakage - Yeah

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#153 - Return Of The Hardwell

Massive sky penises are back on the menu, Hardwell is given an offer he can't refuse in Trance Wars and some serious war hammers get dropped.

Tracklist:

Howitzer - Primer

Gremlinz - Black Lotus

Red Pill - Give It

AC13 - Lightyears

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#152 - Eating Ass Is Not A Crime

Can an 'I Eat Ass' sticker land you in prison? Jizz is being used for almost everything these days and some serious war hammers get dropped.

Tracklist:

Mean Teeth - Dust To Dust

DJ Trace - Elation

Spor - Valentine

Abstr4ct - Busy

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#151 - Gregg The Sausage Roll And Big Pasty

Who is in the pocket of Big Pasty? Are people secretly raising baby seaguls? Radioactive bears?

Tracklist:

J Majik - Full Circle

Digital - Plastic Dream

High Rankin - No Hope (Mr Murk Bootleg)

Red Pill - Give It

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#150 - Tongue Kissing Is CANCELLED

A lewd cartoonist is unmasked, tongue kissing is out, crusts are in, listeners SnapChats get roasted.

Tracklist:

Digital & Response - Plastic Dreams

J Majik - Serenity 

Stompz - 1995

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#149 - Chinese Funeral Strippers

Big Trance Wars update and we delve into the wonderful world of Chinese Funeral Strippers.

Tracklist: 
Traced & Hkay - The Reckoning (Shoe Thrower Of The Week)
Teddy Killerz - Assasins 
Spor - Kingdom
The Upbeats - Wubplate

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