
Drum And Bass, Comedy and lots of Lobsters.
Episodes

May 9, 2019
May 9, 2019
1hr 13 min
'Young legend' rinses life savings in strip club, champagne socialist complains in general and we get an update on naked font tweaker.
Tracklist:
Zombie Cats & Vegas - Void
High Rankin - Say It Like It Is
Traced & HKay - Sonic Warefare
AC13 - Giant Machines
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May 8, 2019
May 8, 2019
1hr 54 sec
A new crime fighting hero is born. Are Elvis impersonators scamming the tax payer? Is the royal baby real?
Tracklist:
Spor - Supernova
Shy FX - This Style
Audio - Darkseid
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May 7, 2019
May 7, 2019
1hr 3 min
Sticking ginger up your bum for kicks is a thing now. A guide to faking your own death and a pasta sauce fiasco.
Tracklist:
Calibre - Typical Things
The Upbeats - Wubplate
Teddy Killerz - Assassins
Bare Up - 14 Carrot Gold
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May 3, 2019
May 3, 2019
1hr 1 min
All the fun at the fair today. Scientologist anti-vaxxers, satanic aliens and more!
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May 2, 2019
May 2, 2019
1hr 3 min
A month or seedy self care for the gram? Out of control landlords and elephants on acid.
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May 1, 2019
May 1, 2019
58 min
Bisexual threesomes with sex robots are not real threesomes. Lottery winers are idiots and we get some heartwarming listener mail.
Tracklist:
Dom & Gridlok - Black Matter
Akov & Multiplex - Interstella
Mizo - Annimate
Pythius - Sound Barrier (Gydra Remix)

Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019
58 min
Big Trance Wars update from Amsterdam. Russian spy whales are seemingly now a thing. Does the secret to eternal youth lie in the pub?
Tracklist:
Submarine - IWY
Technimatic - True Believer
DC Breaks - Mankind 2019
Smooth - Devils Head
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Apr 29, 2019
Apr 29, 2019
59 min
A new fat dog is in town to challenge Boppers thrown. Listener mail offers up a harrowing story from the world of online dating and a warning to young kings and queens on defective bangers.
Tracklist:
Evol Intent & Des McMahon - The Skids
Dom & Roland - Beach Bum
Black Sun Empire & Nympho - Artificial
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Apr 26, 2019
Apr 26, 2019
59 min
New segment 'Fetish Fridays' launches with a look at the delightful world of pony parties.
Tracklist:
Insideinfo - Mirrored
Critical Impact - Far Away
Calyx And Teebee - War Dub
AMC - Look Out
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Apr 25, 2019
Apr 25, 2019
59 min
Male feminists are paints vaginas, avocado hand my kill all millennials and mens fashion gets a good going over
Tracklist:
Insideinfo - Twofold
KarmasynK - Willing To Sacrifice
Calyx And Teebee - War Dub
Pythius - Thrawn (Mindscape Remix)

Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019
1hr
We take a peek at some of the greatest tattoos ever, the most terrifying taxidermy and try and work out what to do with a stray male feminist horse.

Apr 23, 2019
Apr 23, 2019
56 min
Major update on the Trance Family, a new potential DNB beef surfaces in listener mail and why won't they leave The Saint alone?
Tracklist:
Critical Impact & Fats - Far Away
Akov - U Want It
Sikka - Strange
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Apr 19, 2019
Apr 19, 2019
58 min
Vegan yoga piss snorter is pretty pleased with himself, John McAfee goes after Bitcoin and perverts have upped their fashion sense.
Tracklist:
Mean Teeth - Leviathan (Vowel Remix)
Everything Changes - Air Ache
Pythius - Monster Black Hole (Merikan Remix)
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Apr 18, 2019
Apr 18, 2019
57 min
Making deep, dubby rollers and marrying inanimate objects. We hear from a man who's mrs might be the tooth fairy and feminist scientists revive phrenology.
Tracklist:
Pythius - Monster Black Hole (Merikan Remix)
Drumsound and Bassline Smith - Bloodclaaart
Everything Changes - Air Ache
Muffler - Half Light
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Apr 16, 2019

Apr 15, 2019
Apr 15, 2019
59 min
The war between the Trance Family and The Psytrance Mafia escalates. Another Dutchman spreads his seed further than he's supposed to and another hero we deserve but do not need.
Tracklist:
Phace & Mefjus - Nervenkitzel
SPY & GQ - After The Rain
Mizo - Black Mirror
Gydra & Teddy Killaz - No Kidding
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Apr 12, 2019
Apr 12, 2019
1hr 32 sec
Sweat Bees that live in your eyes are a thing apparently, Black Holes may or may not be real and Listener Mail provides one of the most disgusting stories on record.
Tracklist:
Pythius - Suspect (Synergy Remix)
Mob Tactics - LDN Bass
Aries And Stivs - Operation
Levela - Thrunt
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Apr 11, 2019
Apr 11, 2019
1hr 19 sec
Update on the woman who married a zombie doll, people are putting weed up their bums and horses say nay means nay.
Tracklist:
Aries & Stivs - Operation
Nausika - Dominion VIP
Teddy Killaz - Supah Dupah
Black Sun Empire & Nympho - Mud
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Apr 10, 2019
Apr 10, 2019
59 min
Further urban myths come to light from listener mail, the commies have built the most utilitarian sex robots you could ever imagine.
Tracklist:
Mr Frenkie - Bass Symptom
Metrik - Hackers
Crissy Criss - War On Silence
Pythius - Suspect (Synergy Remix)
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Apr 9, 2019
Apr 9, 2019
58 min
Find out happens when Tiesto, Garrix and Van Buuren cross the Psytrance Mafia. A new segments of Listener Mail is born. (Submit your listener mail at will@threshold.fm)
Tracklist:
Dub Elements - Foreign
Potential Badboy - Bashy (Jungle Mix)
Leveler - Thrunk
Signal and Synergy - In Black
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Apr 8, 2019
Apr 8, 2019
58 min
Are male feminist scientists pulling a fast one on women? Yet more razzed up goats and Australian cops crack down on gender revel parties.
Tracklist ------
---- Current Value - Dispelling Of Fear
---- Particle - Signal
---- The Prophecy - Toxin
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Apr 5, 2019
Apr 5, 2019
1hr 1 min
The dangers of prolonged hard-ons, veggie discs and a tough battle for Shoe Thrower Of The Week.
Tracklist:
Signal And Synergy - Exile
Mean Teeth - Blaze (Vowel Remix)
Current Value - Photoelectric
Mob Tactics - LDN Bass
Agressor Bunx - Acid Mirage
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Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019
59 min
Acute triggering throughout the show leads to a full scale meltdown the likes of which Coffee And Memes viewers have yet to witness.
Tracklist:
Mean Teeth - Blaze (Vowel Remix)
Maztek - Dngrs
Telekinesis - Psiball
Barbarix, Culprate, Volatile Cycle - Bottle Opener
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Apr 3, 2019
Apr 3, 2019
58 min
Squiffs back to cause more trouble. Whatever happened to the guy arrested for dabbing? 5D porn is a thing and who really has it in for pubes?
Tracklist:
Mean Teeth - Multitude (The Clamps Remix)
Wreckless - Stressed Out
Insomniax - One More Time
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Apr 2, 2019
Apr 2, 2019
59 min
People who have sex with trees and put earth up their bum are now a thing. Gemma Collins may be our only hope for Brexit.
Tracklist:
Redpill - Hold It Like That
Hyroglifics and Enei - Never Tell Me
Missin - Vertigo
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Apr 1, 2019
Apr 1, 2019
1hr 47 sec
G string wearing forest men perform the forbidden dance for a territorial pheasant. Elion Musk drops this summers hottest jam.
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Mar 29, 2019
Mar 29, 2019
1hr 11 min
Raunchy grannies are on the lose on Tinder. Can't drunk Scottish swans just go about there swanny business in peace.
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Mar 28, 2019
Mar 28, 2019
1hr 7 min
What's your preference for MC's use of the mic? Touch, bless, step up on, get up on? It's all up for discussion! All important stuff.
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Mar 27, 2019
Mar 27, 2019
1hr 12 min
The Welsh look to take one of parents last true joys, i get triggered by Article 13 and how much do foreskins go for on the black market?
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Mar 22, 2019
Mar 22, 2019
1hr 8 min
Will it be the grey goo that takes over the world first or will it be the toilet seat lickers. I pray for the former!
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Mar 21, 2019
Mar 21, 2019
54 min
Would you get your mum to take your nudes to sell for cold hard cash? Squiff is back and largely unimpressed by modern society...
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Mar 20, 2019
Mar 20, 2019
50 min
Armando the worlds most expensive pigeon is primed and ready to sling feathery dick!
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Mar 19, 2019
Mar 19, 2019
1hr 28 sec
Have your got your ticket to ride the pr0n train?
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Mar 18, 2019
Mar 18, 2019
1hr 1 min
Why is Rob Swire ignoring a drunk goat trying to catch a tram? It's the question on everyones lips...
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Mar 15, 2019
Mar 15, 2019
1hr 2 min
Is a blozzer from someone with a mouth full of bees the ultimate fetish?
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Mar 14, 2019
Mar 14, 2019
58 min
New legals highs are sweeping the US. Super Gonorrhea is sweeping Ibiza and when blozzers go wrong!
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Mar 13, 2019
Mar 13, 2019
1hr 1 min
Naked carpenters, libertarian rainforest witches and lighthouse sex cults! This podcast has it all! Lady Squiffington pops in to hang out and cast judgement....
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Mar 12, 2019
Mar 12, 2019
1hr 2 min
A particularly sexy episode today! Some mums embark on a strange journey to make porn. Devon Live News pushing me to the limit.
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Mar 11, 2019
Mar 11, 2019
59 min
Wasps are now smoking Spice, taking Base and listening to Jump Up. We are all surely doomed!
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Mar 8, 2019
Mar 8, 2019
1hr 3 min
Parrots on smack, probably joining ISIS. Mystic Rankin gives you your weekly horoscopes and who is the Phantom Pooer?
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Mar 7, 2019
Mar 7, 2019
1hr 2 min
I go through some rich and wonderful tales of listeners misadventures in porn and i discover the high alkaline Piss Boys!
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Mar 6, 2019
Mar 6, 2019
1hr 16 min
Misty eyed memories of early discoveries of jazz mags, being in a relationship with yourself is now a thing and i pay tribute to the greatest front man of electronic music.
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Mar 4, 2019
Mar 4, 2019
1hr 7 min
We run down the top 10 'Florida Man' stories and then get into some delightful, ethical cannibalism!
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Mar 1, 2019
Mar 1, 2019
1hr 1 min
The Anti-Vaxxers bring gifts to Costa Rica, Snips is selling nudes and big Fake Taxi news!!
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Feb 28, 2019
Feb 28, 2019
1hr 12 sec
The steady descent into turning the show into Eurotrash continues and a challenge is laid at the feet of the Lobster Crew.
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Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019
1hr 2 min
Will kneecaps be the currency after the post-Brexit apocalypse? Have we found the ultimate Coffee And Memes good-times-gal?
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Feb 26, 2019
Feb 26, 2019
1hr 7 min
Are nuclear school boys from the future the greatest threat to humanity? Only one place to find out!!
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Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019
1hr 1 min
The peoples princess has a side hustle from beyond the grave. LADBible 'journos' are a plague on both the environment and my sanity.
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Feb 21, 2019
Feb 21, 2019
1hr 29 min
We made it, 100 shows!!! And just in time for the bin burning apocalypse! Find out how me and Big Mumsy fooled the MSM!!
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Feb 20, 2019
Feb 20, 2019
1hr 16 min
Cryto-concervatives? Crypto-Junglists? Cryto-Padgidge? And a cat gets stuck in a tree
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