Coffee And Memes
#360 - Thank You Donald

#360 - Thank You Donald

January 20, 2021

Today we say thank you to a man who's only crime was loving America too much

#359  - Capitol Hill Foghorn Fiasco

#359 - Capitol Hill Foghorn Fiasco

January 20, 2021

Please enjoy this week late podcast upload. Thank you.

#358 - We Want Your Soul

#358 - We Want Your Soul

January 6, 2021

Russian killer grannies, China is disappearing it's billionaires and can't an inanimate object truly consent?

#357 - People Who Wear Huel T-Shirts

#357 - People Who Wear Huel T-Shirts

December 30, 2020

All the fun and joy you've come to expect from Mossad funded radio show, Coffee And Memes.

#356 - Back In Black (Screen)

#356 - Back In Black (Screen)

December 17, 2020

Jake Paul is a bell, how to rig your own election, shit and a box and Tom Cruise goes full Christian Bale.

Coffee And Memes is back on YouTube. Make of that what you will.

#355 - It’s Been A Long Time

#355 - It’s Been A Long Time

December 9, 2020

I shouldn't have left you, without some sick memes to step to.

Ya boy is back though and the triggering is real.

W & M #017 - Red Pilled Reggaeton

W & M #017 - Red Pilled Reggaeton

November 11, 2020

So apparently Bounty Killer and Serani are woke as fuck on Covid, 9/11 and vaccines! What a time to be alive.

Whiskey And Memes - Election Special 2.0 with Squiff

Whiskey And Memes - Election Special 2.0 with Squiff

November 11, 2020

Squiff drops in to pass judgement on the election and unmask QAnon/Bigfoot and who shot JR!!

Whiskey And Memes - Election Special

Whiskey And Memes - Election Special

November 4, 2020

Jimmy Budd and Hayley Simpson stop by some high level election analysis and political punditry.

#354 - Metro Wank Diary

#354 - Metro Wank Diary

October 8, 2020

My life take another nose dive as I find myself fishing for content in a fictional wank diary from the metro.

#353 - Smells Like Teen Spirit

#353 - Smells Like Teen Spirit

October 8, 2020

As if 2020 couldn't get any worse we find out EDM artist 'R3hab' has done a version of Smells Like Teen Spirit

#352 - Her Royal Anus

#352 - Her Royal Anus

October 2, 2020

The Queen is out of pocket due to the Rona, I suggest a few ways she can raise a pound note!

#351 - Sex-Ray

#351 - Sex-Ray

September 21, 2020

Your boi has knobled his ankle and needs to go get a sexy-ray!

#350 - Cuties Watch Party

#350 - Cuties Watch Party

September 20, 2020

Grab your popcorn, call your mates, get the bag in.

#349 - Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Off Shore Banking

#349 - Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Off Shore Banking

September 13, 2020

So we put the Cayman Islands in your car dawg!

#348 - Twisted Maxwell

#348 - Twisted Maxwell

September 4, 2020

Largely ridiculous episode that descends into afterparty jukebox. Twisted Maxwell is the stuff of true nightmares.

#347 - Wrigley Boys Return

#347 - Wrigley Boys Return

September 1, 2020

Sweet Johnny is back with much toot about illegal raves and snakes down the throat!

 

#346 - Herpes Is Illegal

#346 - Herpes Is Illegal

August 30, 2020

Did you know that giving someone herpes is illegal? I didn't!

#345 - The Problem With Shepards

#345 - The Problem With Shepards

August 25, 2020

I voice my concerns about the ongoing anti-shepard sentiment we hear regularly in the mainstream media and see first hand what happens when they fight back.

#344 - Birthday Boi

#344 - Birthday Boi

August 21, 2020

It's is my birthday but that doesn't mean i have forgotten how to fuck!

 

 

#343 - Are The Smurfs A Race?

#343 - Are The Smurfs A Race?

August 13, 2020

Taking on the big questions as ever. Are Smurfs a race, a species or merely a culture? What are their likely political ideologies? Will they ever evolve beyond the level of beasts?

 

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#342 - The Sydney Pisspig

#342 - The Sydney Pisspig

August 7, 2020

We take a trip into the world of Troughman, the Sydney Pisspig. Look at him go. Oh lord he must smell bad!

 

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#341 - Kentucky Fried Church

#341 - Kentucky Fried Church

July 31, 2020

I discuss the social importance of the KFC Family Bucket, Weekend Dad and how the Trickstar Children got caught in a moment.

 

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#340 - Boris And Memes

#340 - Boris And Memes

July 28, 2020

Boris Johnson drops in to do an intro for the show. Me and Jimmy break down the imminent Musk Vs Depp cage fight and Mitten is my dad. 

#339 - 2 Wipes From Glory

#339 - 2 Wipes From Glory

July 24, 2020

Sweet Johnny is in and absolutely shook! We get into the new Spor EP and the scientific recommendations surrounding glory holes.

#338 - Everything Is Fine

#338 - Everything Is Fine

July 21, 2020

Everything is absolutely fine. No need to worry, panic or lose your shit. I am sure there is a rational explanation for all of this.

 

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#337 - 6 Figure Dog Girl

#337 - 6 Figure Dog Girl

July 20, 2020

We cover a Coffee And Memes goodtimes girl whose cleverly expoilting the free markets to relieve weird dudes of their cash. I ponder what it would take for me to start a puppy boy OnlyFans account. 

 

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#336 - #FreeBritney

#336 - #FreeBritney

July 14, 2020

I discuss my theories about the #FreeBritney movement and my continuing disgust for the Upside Down House.

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#335 - Carry On Karen

#335 - Carry On Karen

July 13, 2020

We are making laws based on memes now apparently and I bore Sweet Johnny half to tears with the Ghislaine Maxwell banter.

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#334 - Grand Memery

#334 - Grand Memery

July 10, 2020

The Brighton Autonomous Zone has fallen. Razoline Lucas is no more. Elon's ex is forced to defend some very bizarre accusations.

#333 - Life In The Ghislaine

#333 - Life In The Ghislaine

July 4, 2020

Wild episode, not for the faint hearted. The arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell combined with too much coffee cause a near overload of the feathery one.

#332 - I’m Suing All Women

#332 - I’m Suing All Women

June 26, 2020

The youth of the day are bodied up and smashing the Nos like its going out of fashion. And we discover maybe the most Coffee And Memes story ever.

#330 - Hancock’s Ass Eating

#330 - Hancock’s Ass Eating

June 23, 2020

Matt Hancock gives up on the rona and instead details his top tips on eating ass. We look to defund Drum And Bass and CHAZ is not quite going to plan.

#329 - Brightons Autonomous Zone

#329 - Brightons Autonomous Zone

June 19, 2020

Brighton's Autonomous Zone Warlord, aka The Feathery King is back for a new season/series/splurge of Coffee And Memes. We visit some old friends and refresh ourselves with the 2-bit tabloid shit show.

Whiskey And Memes #016 - Parklife

Whiskey And Memes #016 - Parklife

June 3, 2020

Recorded on 27th May 2020

Myself and Sweet Johnny take to the park for a socially distant episode. We ponder why no one ever mentions Jeffery Epstein's charity work and Taylor Swifts clear alt-right dog whistles.

Whiskey And Memes #015 - Live In Lover

Whiskey And Memes #015 - Live In Lover

June 3, 2020

Recorded 22nd May 2020

My live in lover joins me for talk of all sorts of toots. Wetherspoons takes one step closer to total dystopia.

 

Whiskey And Memes #014 - Back In The Belly Of The Beast

Whiskey And Memes #014 - Back In The Belly Of The Beast

May 31, 2020

Back in the studio, nestled deep in the colon on Brighton radio. I go deep on my theories about why these housewives are so hot and horny and what can be done about it.

Whiskey And Memes #013 - Colouring In Your Willy

Whiskey And Memes #013 - Colouring In Your Willy

May 30, 2020

We get treated to some anecdotes from teachers about what grotty little sods kids are. And why does no one ever mention Epstein's charity work?

Whiskey And Memes #012 - Mossad Wet T-Shirt Competition

Whiskey And Memes #012 - Mossad Wet T-Shirt Competition

May 28, 2020

The Mossad are branching out into DNB themed wet t-shirt comps presumably to obtain sexual blackmail but who knows!

Whiskey And Memes #011 - Who Is Chris Whitty

Whiskey And Memes #011 - Who Is Chris Whitty

May 28, 2020

Why is there such scant information on Whitty? Who is he really working for? What are his real motives?

Whiskey And Memes #010 - Scientist Fuckbois

Whiskey And Memes #010 - Scientist Fuckbois

May 28, 2020

Surely it's fine to float the lockdown rules that you recommended the government set so long as it's to someone else's wife? Especially if she is a polyamorous, bee keeping SJW!

Whiskey And Memes #009 - Thirst Or Durst

Whiskey And Memes #009 - Thirst Or Durst

May 18, 2020

I am joined by two local heros who during lockdown have managed to achieve something so incredible it is almost unbelievable.

Whiskey And Memes #008 - Wet Market Blues

Whiskey And Memes #008 - Wet Market Blues

May 18, 2020

Hydroxy And The ChloroQueens are live and in session with their new hit 'Wet Market Blues'

Whiskey And Memes #007 - Me And Miley

Whiskey And Memes #007 - Me And Miley

May 6, 2020

What if Miley Cyrus wants to meet up in town, breaking social distancing rules? Should I go, should i stay? It's all to play for....

Whiskey And Memes #006 - The Drinking Man’s Dapper Laughs

Whiskey And Memes #006 - The Drinking Man’s Dapper Laughs

May 6, 2020

I run down the worlds fittest dictators in a bid to find out who I would most like to have ransack my rights in a steamy authoritarian love making session.

Whiskey And Memes #005 - Fight For Your Right To Drive Thru

Whiskey And Memes #005 - Fight For Your Right To Drive Thru

April 23, 2020

Don't let the overweight gun nuts do your dirty work when the ISIS are at the gates. They're putting the assault weapons to good use, fighting for their right to eat Maccy D's in a car park!

Whiskey And Memes #004 - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Whiskey And Memes #004 - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

April 21, 2020

We take a look a truly harrowing bootleg of Cyndi Lauper and I aim both barrels at all things marijuana!

Whiskey And Memes #003 - You’re Drunk High Rankin

Whiskey And Memes #003 - You’re Drunk High Rankin

April 18, 2020

Utter and potentially very costly chaos ensues for this particularly boozy episode of Whiskey And Memes. We take a look at who might be the biggest shill of the DNB MC's

Whiskey And Memes #002 - Handjobs For Clownstep

Whiskey And Memes #002 - Handjobs For Clownstep

April 16, 2020

It's a business as old as time itself. People be needing clownstep and people be needing handjobs. Si Twiddy is on the phone attempting to defend claims he started the 'rona.

Whiskey And Memes #001 - Pretty Priti

Whiskey And Memes #001 - Pretty Priti

April 13, 2020

The boys of the Discord pretend not to find conservative women attractive for the benefit of who exactly? A new genre of erotic fan fiction is born.

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