Coffee And Memes

The Sweet one joins the cast of Coffee And Memes today for a gleeful romp through the ass to ass, vagina candles and LAD Bible editor in chief, Gary LAD. 
If you have been effected by any of the issues raised in Coffee And Memes please email Jeffery@littleStJames.gov

What an incredible list of exciting and dynamic companies there are that don't sponsor this show! Wacking Phoenix is such and amazing hero and we should all fall at his feet and drink his piss in honour of his greatness.

Ross Kemp takes a pathetically small dose of the Spice. Big Elon has knocked up Grimes and life in a Canadian prison is vastly better than in my flat.

Good times girl dishing out headbutts on airplanes, hogs go wild in super market and how many bats can you fit into a flat for a Ukrainian bat orgy?

Sweet Johnny is back in the saddle and is ready to make some lurid predictions for the year. Hackers are breaking into peoples emails and offering them a shoulder to cry on and mans ass swallows bottle because of reasons. 

2020 is here and we're off to a wild start already. Will we make it to 2021 or will nuclear war take us all? Lets stop trying to understand and just let it wash over us like a cool wave of oblivion.

Approx 4% Christmas content on today's show making it the most festive show of the year by a country mile. We find a new C&M goodtimes gal and see Elf on a Shelf being used as a modern day Jesus.

Coffee And Memes will be back on the 6th of Jan to regular hours. Have a great Christmas and new year, Lobos. See you next DECADE!

A show of almost solid triggering with my getting triggered by everything from Tekeshi69, nerds, my previous triggerings, Stormzy, you name it, i'm triggered by it!

Why has Santa not uploaded a video to YouTube announcing their pronouns yet? How would Santa have voted in the 2016 referendum? WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! 

It's not about the DJ Guv advent calendar just having a dud pinger behind every door! Deranged stripper decapitates Star Wars fan but please everybody, let's not make this about Star Wars or political agendas.

The sanctity of the Gravy Station is besmirched as another fight breaks out at a Toby Carvery. The Aussies are recommending drinking fuck all because they are lightweights and there is foghorn of everything now. 

The votes are in, have been counted and verified and Foghorn is now the new leader of our new foghorn based society. Praise be to our new foghorn overlords, let their horns be heard for miles around.

What the hell has Tommy Lee got to do with fat tourists riding donkeys in Greece? Seriously though...
Our boy who dry humped the Olaf doll in Target gets charged.

Man pulls hideous tape worm from anus with hideous finger nails in an all round clear sign of the end times. Boris ups his game in bizarre publicity stunts and bodybuilder has Munchausen's by proxy over a sex doll.

A wild show today! One of my favourites for a while. We run down last nights DNBA Awards and I blow the whistle on a BBC Solent DJ that has crossed the line.

Big Elion gets the win over Pedo Guy but fails to receive the apology he feels he deserves. Tinder is bunk according to some scientists who asked about 5 Norwegians if they ever get laid. 
Tracklist: 
High Contract - Snare The Blame
Noisia & The Upbeats - Halcyon
Telekenisis & Nuklear - Shadow 

I regale the people of Costa with the story of how I invented music. People are rightly outraged with the absolute state of the M&S Percy Pig advent calendar.

A duck born to sling duck has suffered a fate worse than death. Bert's Home Store allow little Jimmy to pass under less than optimal circumstances. Theme Weatherspoons would be a great computer game!

Today we look at one of the most important questions facing society. Would you rather be a cuck, an incel or part of an ugly trouple?

Your mum has been hacking NASA to try and find out who killed Kennedy. She thinks she's Q-Anon, maybe she is! Old folk in Florida are getting it done in the street, and why shouldn't they?

The Feathery one has received yet more free/discounted food stuffs for the Costa due to his great and infinite charm and how the staff bask in the rich warmth of the association with someone that used to make dubstep.

For too long the Drum And Bass Industrial Complex has lined its coffers with the ill gotten gains of ripping off dead pirates. No more shall I allow this to continue.

Apps are basically over now. Or so my Boomer father would have me believe. "Someone like Sony or someone would have done them all by now". Ok, Boomer. Thanks.

More coffee shop based triggering for the Feathery King after a case of mistaken identity. Boriswave is the latest instalment of a clear sign of the end times. Still though, 15p off a coffee ain't too bad.

It's not about having Bad Bunny pick up your mum at salsa class and then become your step dad and start knocking you about!

Imagine the gift of an experience where you get to drive round a city centre of your choice atop the InfoWars Battle Bus screaming any insanity that comes into your head through a megaphone while people dressed at protestors throw milkshakes at you! The stuff dreams are made of.

I get a wonderful surprise while running down the political candidates standing in Hove. A transhumanist libertarian is going to take on Trump and jesus that TR Tactics tunes is wild!

A true sign of the end times is when the people who manufacture sex robots are weird out by the bizarre uses people have for them. Considerable fat animal news but not as fat as i would like.

My hard work at the local Costa is beginning to yield results and i gloat accordingly about the bounties. Boomers are on Meth and are desperate for you to know about it!

It's Monday and the triggering is immediate. I get into it about the Iranian Hulk and his signing to BKFC. Some interesting shoe throwers are dropped and the StackOverflow thugs are not on my side.

Bunch of Italian hogs get on the gear in the forest and run into traffic for lols. It's Trickstar Christmas next door and gender reveal parties reach new lows.

We need to have a serious talk about Mayor McCheese and how his predatory actions are being covered up by Big Hamburger. More train eggs than normal and NZ cyclist is based AF. 

Hot new take from John McAfee, perhaps Jeffery Epstein never existed in the first place! I like it, i think we should run with out, it makes a lot of sense and anyone who says otherwise is a right wing troll!

Man turns bedroom in Harry Potter themed chamber, presumably to keep women slaves in. Grime4Corybn is RIP and a goodly load of gear washes up on French beaches.

Man buys way too many hens and will have to eat hens for dinner for ages probably. Students in Holland are lying in graves to ponder their own mortality and gender reveal parties claim more victims.

A special early morning addition of Coffee And Memes with marginally less triggering. We find out why women have clitorises according to some geeza and the is a pub now powered by poo.

Wall to wall triggering in todays episode. Hard working Americans are let down by pizza huts and their inability to perform the one job they set out to do. Man gets busted with foreskin full of dingers

Cafe Nero have betrayed me. A Coffee And Memes goodtimes gal sprays tit milk for all and have you reached your Gladwellian level of mastery yet when it comes to choking the chicken?

Sweet Johnny stops by for an update on our favourite Ukrainian dwarf. Girl quits job to mukbang full time on YouTube and what if having a portal to the spirit world in the living room turns your husband gay?

Latest instalment of 'Sexperts say....' involved letting your girlfriend cuck you for Christmas. Woman who climbed into lion enclosure in zoo is now a lion and if you don't believe her you better educate yourself buddy!

Ballon Boy is back after 10 years and still claiming it wasn't a hoax. Man gets some bird for having sex with leaves and no good deed goes unpunished, especially if it involves gear and rent boys.

The Feathery King gets into some rock solid banter outside the court house with some paparazzi. Cop wins big after being told to tone down the gay. S Club 7 invented DNB.

Mad-Lass steals whole stag-do fund and then ups the ante. Modern children are now so ugly and unsightly that school photographers are having to do outrageous amounts of work in post.

Are Trump supporters Communists? It's a hot new take and one i think we should explore. The Metro spend a long time exploring the very basics of being human and i spent too long on covering it.

What if your destiny was to win a 'fuckafan' competition with your favourite pornstar? The basement full of blood and guts is actually a feature and some cyber-vandals win the ultimate troll prize.

We get some love Brexit updates from Liz our new analyst. Fat Sam from Bugsy Malone is due a 2019 make over. Kanye West is the greatest human ever.

The northern monkey has messed up the internetz and all hell breaks loose. We find a 100% confirmed C&M good-times-girl and a new Current Value bit leaves many confused.

Warwickshire Council go bat shit crazy on the sex education section of their website. An Irish Bishop wages war on the unholy practice of Yoga and Wang Gang gets it stuck in his gob. 

The Feathery King returns from Birmingham with tales of tods. Are friend with the Popeye arms has a horrendous MMA fight and unsurprisingly the governments porn ban falls on it's face. 

Naked Scotsmen fighting in the streets, knob tossing accused of having run its course and all the general verbal diarrhea you've come to expect from the UKs only morning radio show