Episodes
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
#248 - Late For What?
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
Wednesday Oct 16, 2019
It's all go today! I'm triggered pretty much immediately by the tardiness of one of the alleged 'functioning adults' who works upstairs and accidentally declare war on another Brighton radio station.
Tuesday Oct 15, 2019
#247 - Retirement Home Fight Club
Tuesday Oct 15, 2019
Tuesday Oct 15, 2019
Sweet Johnny is back to cover all the darkest news stories there are to find. Lifers VS Nonces could be Russias hit new web series and a North Carolina retirement home have started a fight club!
Monday Oct 14, 2019
#246 - The Wrong Trousers
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Squiff stops by to take in the utter insanity of the world. Boy sent to gulag for wearing the trousers of the poor and accidental edition of White People Do The Darndest Things.
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Friday Oct 11, 2019
#245 - Go Away Moby
Friday Oct 11, 2019
Friday Oct 11, 2019
Moby is up to his old trick. Man has to buy a Cheeseburger in order to hold up a McDonalds and i am duped once again by a strange woman with a strong knowledge of Photoshop.
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
#244 - AI Has Failed Me
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
Thursday Oct 10, 2019
AI fails me when i need it the most. I'm triggered by the lack of best radio station/show categories in the DNB Awards so prepose an alternative awards with categories people actually care about.
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
#243 - No-Deal-Dogging-Danger
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Wednesday Oct 09, 2019
Ministers have concerns that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to mass dogging in Kent lay-bys, Belle Delphine gets in on the clown world action. And plenty of delicious horse meat!
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
#242 - Sounding Pretty Grim
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
Tuesday Oct 08, 2019
An extended intro about Si Twiddy for little to no reason. News on everyones 'favourite' gamer girl and can you be a true libertarian if you don't sell your kids?
Monday Oct 07, 2019
#241 - Slammed In Butt By Handsome Tide Pod
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
We discover the majestic world of erotic author Chuck Tingle short books are a must read for fans of anthropomorphised inanimate objects shagging people in the butt, often with a Brexit theme.
Friday Oct 04, 2019
#240 - Are You A Proper Geeza?
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Friday Oct 04, 2019
How many men truly have it in them to kneel at the feet of Cockney Jesus and ask him if he considers them a 'proper geeza'? How many would be able to take the answer? It's worth thinking about.
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
#239 - I'm Done With Boomers
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
I am going to make it my mission to put every single bloody bloomer into a home and then appropriate their ill gotten property from my own Xenial means. You mark my words!
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
#238 - Dubstep Jesus
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Feminist ghosts are out to make a pound note. How hard do you think you are? Place yourself in a percentage compared to the rest of the world. Do it. For lulz.
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
#237 - Pants And Vest
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Tuesday Oct 01, 2019
Can a sausage roll truly leave you traumatised for life? I sure hope so! The Swooping Prince, Sweet Johnny returns with his trailblazing ways and ICP have made a western with Bridget The Midget :/
Monday Sep 30, 2019
#236 - Toby Carvery Introspective Nightmare
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
More high class hookers, heads used as ashtrays, bean dip laced with meth and an introspective triggering from Toby Carvery. Standard Monday really on Coffee And Memes.
Friday Sep 27, 2019
#235 - Road Man Porn
Friday Sep 27, 2019
Friday Sep 27, 2019
Rosie Posey joins me again for delightful romp through the world of fondling, moist panties and other such delights. All the basic bitch dating terms you ever needed explaining get explained.
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
#234 - No Thanks High Class Brass
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
Thursday Sep 26, 2019
All fun at the fair today with high level lawyers becoming high class brass's while the husband (who definitely doesn't mind, honest) stays home with the baby in order to remove stigma before going home to her luxury mansion.
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
#233 - Sell Your Tear Soaked Undies
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Wednesday Sep 25, 2019
Cry into your underwear for cash, but whatever you do, don't accidentally adopt a psychopathic Ukrainian dwarf because she is almost certainly a government operative looking to off you.
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
#232 - Threshold 1st Birthday Party
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
Tuesday Sep 24, 2019
WE ARE ONE!!! The station gets stormed by placard wielding lobsters demanding the release of Wesley Snips. Buckfast cocktails, multiple cakes and shots of the good stuff. Here's to the next 10 years!
Monday Sep 23, 2019
#231 - Eye Full Of Tit Milk
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
We catch up with my favourite 'off-grid' parents who are now living a libertarian life in a council house with their illiterate breastfeeding 8 year old while the dad refuses to work on principal! Audio pops up in the chat and is immediately threatened with the bans!
Friday Sep 20, 2019
#230 - Area 51 Raid Is LIVE
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Friday Sep 20, 2019
A live stream watching a live stream. We watch some YouTubers gathered outside area 51 and meet a judge who gets horny from murder trials.
Thursday Sep 19, 2019
#229 - A Double Triggering
Thursday Sep 19, 2019
Thursday Sep 19, 2019
I experience a truly harrowing double triggering this morning on my dog walk along the beach. Elon is still in hot water in his fight against 'Pedo Guy' and we could all die at any moment from some disease or other.
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
#228 - Horror-Scopes
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
As we all know, the position of the stars when you are born dictates not only the entirety of your personality but also the whole course of your life. Fingers crossed you get born in the right month though as there is nothing you can do about it!
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
#227 - Swooping Season
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Tuesday Sep 17, 2019
Sweet Johnny and I discuss the almost limitless merits of having a fake heron strapped to your head. Male sex dolls are too heavy for poor, small lonely women and swooping season is upon us.
Monday Sep 16, 2019
#226 - Pokemon Go Home
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Monday Sep 16, 2019
Why is Hove park full of fat, childless millennials with blue hair walking around on their phones, vaping?
Friday Sep 13, 2019
#225 - Big Frickin Trousers
Friday Sep 13, 2019
Friday Sep 13, 2019
The size of the trousers of a countries dictator are directly proportional to how well the country is doing as a whole. We get a sad update on the storming of Area 51.
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
#224 - Toe Thumbs
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
Thursday Sep 12, 2019
We take pity on the poor hot girls out there that have been afflicted with toe thumbs. The triggening takes a good 30 mins to kick in but of course it does
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
#223 - YOUR MUM
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Wednesday Sep 11, 2019
Live coding an abstract 'your mum' insult generator to be used for evil.
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
#222 - Todding On A Honda Jazz
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Man proposes tougher police powers to stop people todding on the roof of his beloved Honda Jazz. Vegans are killing rabbits and teachers are looking at going back to the good old days of the cain.
Monday Sep 09, 2019
#221 - Cash For Gash
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Is a cash for gash system really what Oxfam needs to create the kind of rigidity and gumption this country needs to pull itself back from the brink of destruction?
Friday Sep 06, 2019
#220 - The Zucks Massive Wealth
Friday Sep 06, 2019
Friday Sep 06, 2019
Delving into the wealthy world of our least favourite shape shifting lizard, Mark Zuckerberg! How to spot a softboi and other luscious Friday treats.
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
#219 - Blame The Animals
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Wednesday Sep 04, 2019
Animals are buying porn and sending nudes and seducing elderly Thai men! Vegan lady in batshit crazy shocker. Tiny horse has bizzare gimp mask.
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
#218 - Punch And Judy Show
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
Sweet Johnny returns to rattle some cages. Florida man has some unique thoughts on dealing with hurricanes and we prepose an online register of which EDM DJs eat ass.
Monday Sep 02, 2019
#217 - Psy-Trance Dad
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
I slow news week will not stop us from digging out the finest tods the tabloids have to offer. Psy Trance Dad is a serious danger, roofers are laying pipe down your chimney and traffic cops get put on the shit list.
Friday Aug 30, 2019
#216 - THOTamus Maximus
Friday Aug 30, 2019
Friday Aug 30, 2019
I offer a thorough breakdown of a fight in a McDonalds, some gems from The Smoking Gun and a fat lad needs to put a shirt on.
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
#215 - Bellend Perfume
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Theres an Owlman on the loose, a deeply problematic giant with a huge dong in Devon and a lady has some great tips for attracting flocks of men.
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
#214 - Make Your Mumma Proud
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
Wednesday Aug 28, 2019
The wankers of Wallmart, Porn Hubs dirtiest ever film and how to make your mother proud at her book group.
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
#213 - MORE Seagull Fake News
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
Seagull fake news being used to sell CBD oil! People are dominating their friendship group by making sex dolls that look like their best mates girlfriend.
Friday Aug 23, 2019
#212 - Bobs And Vagene
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
We delve into the entrepreneurial world of Bart Vanderhorst and i receive more USB cable related cyber bullying.
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
#211 - Avoid Crossbow Sex Cults
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Thursday Aug 22, 2019
Metro are peddling fake news as per usual, crossbow sex cults are ending in tears and i offer vital info on anyone trying to cultivate a creepy perv look for fashion or otherwise.
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
#210 - With guest James Pryor
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Jim from Rankin Radio pops in to talk about Simon Cowell's face, why crossbows are back in fashion and his now ex-boyfriend.
Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
#209 - With guest Sweet Johnny
Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
Tuesday Aug 20, 2019
Sweet Johnny pops in to chat conspiracies, huge piles of tod, side chicks on the rampage and general tin foil hat work.
Monday Aug 19, 2019
#208 - Welsh Utopian Toilets
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Imagine spending £170,000 of tax payers money on a public toilet that sprays fat people with water and sets of an alarm and reveals the hairy arses and unbleached anus' of toilet shaggers!
Friday Aug 16, 2019
#207 - The GC Yeast Factory
Friday Aug 16, 2019
Friday Aug 16, 2019
The people deserve food and beverage products made from the yeast of the GC. Give the people what they want!!
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
#206 - Sexual Transmutation
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
Lads are impressions for smuggling pig spunk, and a lass will show you how to wank your way to riches. All in a days work for Coffee And Memes.
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
#205 - Listen To Hardcore - Smack Your Kids
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
Wednesday Aug 14, 2019
Big update on the Kenny Fu-Kennard name change. Maybe nuclear was might not be as bad as we think, maybe we should all have nuclear weapons on us at all times? Maybe.....
Tuesday Aug 13, 2019
#204 - With guest Rosie Posie
Tuesday Aug 13, 2019
Tuesday Aug 13, 2019
Food blogger, nemesis of seaguls and confirmed good-times-gal, Rosie Posie joins me to talk the toot about digital blowies and crowder funders for ass implants.
Monday Aug 12, 2019
#203 - Grossly Offending Fugitives
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Sassy police get triggered by puns on Facebook. A 2 week long boner threatens a mans life. A sad sad tale of Tinder catfishing.
Friday Aug 09, 2019
#202 - Menstrual Tea
Friday Aug 09, 2019
Friday Aug 09, 2019
Boiling up a lovely pot of pantie tea for all those thirsty jump up bois out there.
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
#201 - Panties Panties Panties
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
I am happy that Jeff Parsons has come to terms with sharting himself in Starbucks while wearing his airpods in front of the whole cafe. I am genuinely pleased for him.
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
#200 - Two Hundy Episodes Of Chaos
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Squiff drops in for episode 200. Seaguls Vs Antifa, Keith Chewin back from the dead to smuggle gear, Michael Buerk goes hard in the paint on fat people.
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
#199 - Kenny Fu-Kennard
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Lads out there offending the Home Office because he is so far. £20,000 pay off for a circumcision and my patients with The Zuck finally runs out.